June 6th 1945 - 6.30
Bob Tit's Election Video Diary
A frowsy hermetic tomb of Nationalised desire
Vote No2EU — No 2 Democracy!!!
No2EU – No 2 Democracy is a New British left-wing national front that will be contesting seats in the European elections on June 6th 1945 6:30.
- Battle of Britain!
- Say NO to the Democracy Gravy Boat!
- Join the Gravy Train!
- If we ask you!
- Which we probably won't!
- Inwards!
If you vote No2EU – 2 to Democracy we will continue to campaign against wasteful democratic institutions and demand the repatriation of democratic powers to people like us who are wise enough to use them. We stand in a proud British tradition of deciding things in secret and we can personally guarantee that this policy statement was agreed by no more than three people and the Socialist Party who typed it up and will give it out outside Woolworths
, Iceland...Iceland! My God where have the British workers ended up! We rest our case!
Our Vision for Our British Children
No2EU — No 2 Democracy wants to see a Socialist Britain where limp Marmite sandwiches eternally wilt in Tupperware containers. A frowsy hermetic tomb of nationalised desire. The Britain that we all remember from our youth can be gorgeously recreated if only we omit those bloody foreigners. Imagine life under a North Korean sunset, where Stan and Hilda Ogden dole out the rice ration…
Can We Wreck it?
Yes We Can!
Vote No2EU — No 2 Democracy!
Wake up Bob and smell the bacon!
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