From our news team: 'Anita Halpin, chair of the Communist Party of Britain, has really got into the 'swing' of the No2EU No2 Democracy campaign.'Multi-millionaire and friend of all Morning Star journalists Anita (pictured centre) decided to strip off outside Croydon town hall after Bob Tit found that a large donation from Anita and her geriatric husband Kevin contained a large amount of EUROS.
'The shock was enough to bring Tit out in a nasty rash. So Anita, accompanied by Mary Davis and Kate Hudson, decided to strip off and invite British donations of OUR currency from passers-by.'
'The £0.47 collected has been passed on to Tit.'
'Anita Halpin said: "We only wanted to be loved".'
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