OUR INDUSTRY, OUR JOBS, OUR ... LUVVERLY LADYBOY DI!

A MESSAGE FROM BRIAN 'IS THAT A SPITFIRE?' DENNY, LEADER OF NO2EU NO2 DEMOCRACY FUNDRAISING COMMITTEE

I recall when I were a little town in North Carolina, I tried to escape this music. I said it was for the old country folks. I was cool but I had no groove (play with it baby!). Now you are ready. WE NEED your money to fund this campaign. Think of de Second World of War when all dem pots and pans made Hawker Hurricanes. Now, rolling into more nationalised icons - Ladyboy Di!

How many of us didn't dream of her nationalised cock up our arses like with Prince Phillip? I know I (we) did.

Now for our fund, Communist Party (of Britain) members have gone around the world collecting fragments of landmines (de ladyboy lover dem landmines). On these, Rob Griffiths has drawn crude approximations of Ladyboy Di's inflated cockhead. Buy these national gender-bending trinkets and catapault our campaign.

I'm not the same as when I began...